College/University : Done 

This is an overdue overdue post, I guess. I've keep my hands and head (of course) off this blog because I'm actually quite busy (nah, actually its all laziness, fucking laziness!) and I guess its time to to rejuvenate it after all. Well, university is finally OVER NOW !  The long dreading arse hours that we spent in library are finally over ! (this is simply fiction, haha !) I remember......and I will always remember....the ups,the downs, the joy, the unhappiness, the happy moments... everything that words can describe moments and cannot describe moments...I will remember...and always remember !!

Sure miss those fucking arse once in a life time good times.I think most of us would like to re-visit, no perhaps re-live our university days minus those stupid arse exam, of course :) !

Here's the awesome KICK-ARSE Friends (not in order)


Pey Miin, Wong_Gemini

The 1st time I met you was during my freshman years in Dectar, and then 

we lost contact for almost 2 years, then we meet back.

Funny eh, about fate??

Yi Chen, Ooi _ Purple Poodle

haha, I was absolutely embarrassed when I insisted that I don't know you, where as

we have already meet cooperate in an event during our freshman year !!

Who knows, after 2 years....we cooperate again, this time in senior year, a bigger  burden , haha i mean responsibilities !

My housemate ! 

Wei Lun, Koh_Allen & Ai Hui, Lim_Amy

It was actually quite weird that both you will mixed with the low rank people like me.

Come on, you guys are like one of the Top 10 Most Eligible Bachelor and Sexiest Women Alive in our course,

meanwhile I'm like the awkward one...outcast.

Perhaps you got tired of all those high class living? haha!

Seng Yee, Jee_William

It took me sometime to think, whether should I pen this down.

We were so close then, but something got between us and we grew apart.

Its not anybody fault, in fact I don't know what it is...but I believe we have got through it

in our senior year. 

I know how you felt, but....

I'm sorry !

Friends !

Kai Li, Lew_Kylie

I know associating  with us is your biggest regret...

but not to me. :)

I know apologizing now, wont change anything..perhaps

you wont even notice this arse blog...but it does make me feel better.

Sorry :(

Lee Peng, Tee_Phoeby

Thinking back, I still don't know why I choose to talk to you among so many other when I'm in my fresh man year....

and just like this, we become friends Besty?

I made you cry, made you laugh ( I hope I did)....made you horny ( I know I did)

get to know ur little doll friend (ah Boon)...

and even battled a cold war with you...

Words simply cannot describe our love-hate relationship! haha

Peck Teng, Lim_Pretty Girl

Honestly speaking...I hate you during the fresh man year. haha...

Love somehow seep its way and works its magic and...

Ka-Boom...

I got this "Pretty Girl" as my friends!!

Sorry for the way I treated you and calling you names.Sorry for complicating stuff in senior year, Lee Peng and I really had try our best !! 

P/S : You are still not beautiful ! and airport ! haha :P

Yee,Tan_Shevchenko

I have tried and I failed...

Perhaps the door wasn't for me to open after all.

Somehow, lowering my expectations make our relationship grow better !

Yew Joe, Wong_Joe

Sometimes criticizing you make me the evil friend,

perhaps I shouldn't be so straight forward with you.

In fact who am I to criticize you....

I'm more pathetic than you are.

Improve ur dota skills !! lol

Sem You, Lim_Star 

The reason I participated and went to Pesta Tanglung ! haha

Never cross my mind the Director of Pesta Tanglung is my housemate ! haha :P

Perhaps busy meddling our house chores are ur reason for trace existence in our activities!

haha..

You're always my housemate, never my roommate...lucky? haha...

Lik Ser, Whan_Dadabian

YOU!!...hmm...drama drama drama !!haha...

I know I have been such a HUGE disappointment to you. I can't be the friends you wanted, 

you needed....

but deep down I do really hope I can be the friends you thought I can be.

Without you scolding , urm..i mean kicking me around ...

I will never be so discipline !

 Honestly speaking all of us  afraid respect you !

Ai Ai Captain !

We may not be the best of the batch, the happiest bunch in the crowd...but we are still together no matter what happened !!

and I'm still truly grateful for having all of you getting me through college !

Good Luck and Take Care

my friends !

I know I shouldn't have this kind of last-minute hesitation 

especially I've been so fucking insistence in front of everybody else. 

but.....

Many were saying that this is an idiotic immature decision, yet

many were skeptical but with an open mind ! 

 damn, Nobody is supportive !

Perhaps, this further amplified and fueled my insistence of wanting to participate 

without thinking much just to prove to them

that they are fucking wrong.

Anyhow, everybody has their own "America" dream and this is fucking mine.

Dream dreams is just not good enough for me..so 

here I am making one of them come true !

Fuck you all who think that I'm just wasting my time !

:) Well, the Skype video interview went down very very fucking well  tonight!

We got the answer right after the interview and guess what...

Damn, of course we nail it !

here I come USA !

*I was (still am) in cloud nine, when the interviewer complimented me 

on my English proficiency*

Your English is very good, hmm...very good ! Well done !

you just make my night good, Justyna from Texas !

Thank You!

 haha ^^ 

Good days of fighting zombies with good friends are gone.Weirdly how it is related to the reality as the only survivor who escape the catastrophe is also the one who is leaving us, actually. Sadly  to think that, the chances of us fighting zombie together again MIGHT be years away....I guess this is what they mean by :

 I'll see you, when I see you.
:(

Always the same old question, what to eat??

Catapulting the responsibilities around each other

as we're strolling inside the mall. It's was indeed an awkward bunch to be having brunch
together with....

KaiYee, SiNing and I.

Indecisively the three of us kept strolling, hoping  someone will pop out something soon.


..............


still nothing......

and my phone rang !

Excitedly, the person on the other line asking where am I.
In a breathless tone, the caller blurted a fucking unforeseen scandal !

SPOTTED : YokKheng with his girlfriend are holding hands inside the very mall we are at.

and poof there he is, in front of our very eyes !
KaiYee and I grabbed YokKheng and tapped his back,
demanded for some explanation.....

" I feel weird introducing her to you all over some dinner...
so I was hoping like this will be a better way of letting you all know"

YokKheng charged violently out of our grab towards his girlfriend,



at the same time my phone rang again.

Sawadikap !!Ready or not, here we come Phuket. ^^

It was rocky at first I admit, but like the rocky roads (ice-cream), things will get so darling sweet without you even finish saying Phuket. haha =)

After 4++ hours of hunting and haggling from stalls to stalls in Patong that offer different prices for the same packages, we finally settled down to one that we think have the best offer. Weirdly, the atmosphere there is extremely sweltering even at night. Perhaps, we're too hot for them to handle. haha =P

Nai, ThankYou for helping us planning our trip !

Finally, we have our dinner at No. 6 (a local restaurant recommended by  Nai) .

Well, the food is just ok, nothing worth to be excited about. Kinda disappointing actually, especially the weird Tom Yam with coconut milk. hurm...just weird.

Paprik Chicken with walnut ! The walnut is good :)

Vegetable...haha ==

the weird Tom Yam with coconut milk :( disappointing.

So, can the pure naive virgin boy from kampung sungai Chua endure the allurement of the land of lust??

Its my first visit to strip-bar, Tiger Show, Ping-Pong Show, Banana Show
Whatever-Stuff-That-Is-Insertable to Where-You-Know Show ! lol XD

The girls there, or should I said lady-boy ( I really can't tell the difference), are super friendly till it's kind of intimidating. Haha, let me put it this way, we (boys) are like super sweet honey *always am* meanwhile there are a huge swarm of super hungry bees ( girls/lady-boy/boy-lady/whatsoever) ...so can you see how precious we are but fucking frightening I am. but honestly I've never seen such hot scantily dressed girl before and just like sashimi raw...erm I mean expose (yeah yeah I know, but porn doesn't count, come on ^ <)...then, How bout me being  touched wrongly ??That's something new lah right??...haha ! Thinking back kinda regret why I didn't touch them back when they sodomized me !

Did I get hard ??...erm....urm...arrr....eee...haha XD ! Nevertheless, my virginity is preserved, don't worry  (is this a good news, why it sound so wrong duh?? lol ). Too bad for YewJoe though, he lost his urm... precious 1st  cock grab to a quite smokin hot lady-boy ! Way to go dude ! haha =)

There goes our first night at Patong, Phuket ! 

Cheers !!

*Booze is super cheap there!! You can get any cocktails around RM5, unbelievable*

Day2, we wanted to kick-start our day with some local breakfast !But where ?? = = Then we decided to go for McDonald instead. 

On the way to McDonald's.......

haha ^^ we bump into a stall, selling we assume to be the local's breakfast.

Sorry, Mr. Ronald !!

Yao Char Kuai. My kampung's is better. 

 Samosa. 

*I have forgotten wots inside it, oops...sorry* haha

but it taste good :)

Glutinous rice with egg .

The egg is sweet, just like the Japanese Tamago.

*My mom warned me before about having glutinous rice with an empty stomach, consequently...

later that noon...it was my first time "doing business" at the middle of the sea. haha !
Is a Koh Teck Wai thing, my friends are all fine.*

After a hearty breakfast, 

Lets the voyage begin !

*I shall bombard you with countless and countless of

picture which speaks louder than word*

Magnificent View! Beautiful Weather! Awesome Friends!

What you want more??

and there is free flow of Coke !! Its been awhile since I last sip Coke directly from the

glass bottle.

Phang Nga Bay, a kayaking tour 

*you don't have to row ur own kayak, thank God !*

(I purposely Google the place, because I've forgotten the name, haha !)

Basically its all stone. Yea, you heard me right, stone as in stone. I'm neither an archaeologist nor geologist, thus it doesn't really interest me. Anyway, I do know it takes millions and thousands  of years or decades or whatever for those stone to be amazingly shaped like today. Thanks to Form 3 Geography! haha :)

Though the view is not as scenic and breath-taking as I thought it would be, the ambiance is surprisingly calming. The music of birds chirping, the leaves brushing each other when the winds blow, and the insect chattering away forms a unique serene orchestra that echos  tranquilly across the bay that is surrounded with mystical shaped stone.

Some beach,haha ( I forget leh...haha :P)....

Notice there's a BIG fish?? hehe ~

Thanks for moving us around the island ! haha, I know I'm no light responsibility !

James Bond's Island.

(Don't know which Bond, but its an antique generation of the Bond(s). so Nothing to fuss about)

This is the proclaimed legendary stone, where Mr. Bond had once have a fling here before with one of his bond girls.Nah, that this legend is like so passe !!!.....

Ready for something 

better, stronger, harder, bigger and sexier??

Haha !! Well, at least I didn't lie about the BIG part..

  and the strong part as well !

Due to my above attributes, the boat that we board broke down, sorry :( !!Lol...So we got to change to another boat which amazingly has an open deck above it !Commendation is given to the crew effectiveness !There is no any delay in our trip ! Good job guys !!!

Life on deck :)

Posing, posing and Posing !

wouldn't be perfect without a "perfect" man model ! haha XD

the "i'm-so-disappointed-in-you" camera woman :)

:)

Hong's Island ( I think so, correct me if I'm wrong)

Should I be sad or proud to say that the beach there wasn't as pretty as Redang Island...however the water is the same. Salty !! haha ! Is there any beach with no salt water??I'm serious !

all taken in one -shot !!

Cruising the sea all day really take the toll on us.But, we still have to rush our butt to our night activities. When I say rush, I really mean rush!! You see, we've only  an hour to prepare ourselves, if not..we'll be late for our FantaSea Show !

Welcome to the show !

Bad Food, Bad Service !!

Complimentary buffet dinner with purchase FantaSea Ticket.

*What to do, its free*

FantaSea Show, a must-see show if you're at Phuket. Well that is what written in the brochure. However, personally I think it's kinda kiddo show. Its about some magic elephant.. defeating some evil conqueror. The security inside the hall is super tight. They insisted all patrons to deposit their cameras and phones in locker ! really wtf !!

the protagonist and antagonist of the play! 

*again I forgotten their name*

the Siamese twin magician !

*just some magic show, nothing so magical !*

On the bright side of all the ok performances,the creative architecture work and effective luminous neon light is quite successfully astounding.

An arcade inside the area,

Don't know why, but I feel very attached to the black color stuff doll !

Its soooo cute !

princess & the frog 

(ehem...I mean prince !)

Goodnight FantaSea ! Goodnight Peeps !

Day3, Goodbye Patong, Hello PhiPhi Island !! 

n hello bikini lady ! an ang mo in bikini sat besides me in the van during the way to jetty !

Never been so close before...omg !!

(I'm so like orang hutan, haha)

 Glutinous rice, again for breakfast. But not for me !!  I've learnt my lesson, dude !

Rise n shine, boat ride to PhiPhi Island !

On the way to PhiPhi, we stop by PhiPhi Don (thank you Google) for some snorkeling!!

 wanna grow old in places like this !

Damn ! This is what beaches should look like!

Blue sky, Cerulean sea, White sand,

 Pretty you and Handsome me !

hehe :P

Some "professional" snorkeling guide to all amateur snorkeler out there :

Take off ur shirt, 1st !

Wear a cute hot, little dress, after ! haha

and hit the sea, baby !! 

By looking at this picture, I think you can guess where we have reached .....

Monkey Island ! hehe

To Malaysian especially UKM students..monkey is not a thing/animal

that we think its special. In fact its a pest! haha!

However to the ang moh, they are so fascinated by them(i mean the monkey) and we are so surprise ! 

After the idiotic visit to the Monkey Island, the boat stopped at the middle of nowhere, and we are allowed to jump off from the boat right into the sea !!Awesome man !

Right after I jumped into the cerulean sea, the 'kind-hearted' boat man, 

throw a piece of bread right in front of me. A school of colorful but "carnivorous" fish rush towards me

and  bite whatever that is bite-able ! ....I can feel them nibble my lil bro,man !

check out the fishes !

 like the lady-boy, the fish here is lots friendlier than in Redang

faking a smile in pain !wtf....

It is a wonderful swim + snorkel !! Too bad we can only hang around for about an hour, before we set off to PhiPhi Island.

 hehe... I'm a beach lover ! Just can't get away from it !

However, another disappointment again..Redang's water is way more crystal-clear but the view here(PhiPhi Island) is more panoramic undoubtedly!

due to serious let down by the beaches in PhiPhi Island, I kinda shouted Redang rocks, and a group of pass by ang moh replied....yeah, Redang Rocks !

Kinda proud yeah, Malaysia Boleh !!

Strolling in PhiPhi Island.

Coconut shake, sounds familiar? hehe...well, Malacca's coconut shake 

is way better ! Malaysia Boleh, again ! hehe

Having trouble of choosing what to eat, we decided to ask a local ang moh, who opens quite a popular diving shop on the island. How do I know its popular? haha, because its a chain store, and it have lots of shop all over the island...like KFC in Malaysia.  Due to our good Asian looks, we are mistakenly for being Japanese ...or he's just being friendly??. Anyway, he suggested not only dinner but breakfast for us as well. Both meals are superbly scrumptious !!

a small stall  at the secluded corner of the island.

Chicken curry with Walnut ! 

*the crispy walnut blend surprisingly well with the thick curry gravy*

 Pad Thai (Thailand char kuay teow)

Kinda blunt for me.

 this is what Tom Yam should taste like !

all original without any coconut milk !!

 Mango Salad. 

Appetizing but just not my taste.

Singha Beer ! 

I'm not a beer fans, but it do taste better than Carlsberg ! haha

Papaya's food do looks simple, but it doesn't taste simple. The portion is huge, so go in groups. Highly recommendable !!

and

I'm seriously burnt !!

As the  red like my face sun sets, gleaming colorful of neon lights started to glitter and illuminate all across...and you'll see everybody  carrying a bucket...yeah, a bucket of booze !!  If you think a bucket its not enough, you can always order a pail and it will only cost you around RM 15. cool or crazy cheap?? haha

check out the pail of booze !!

 partay-ing all night long with our small bucket ! haha

Goodnight and Goodbye pork pepperoni pizza!! lol

Day4, the day that I actually really woke up to see the sun rise !

All this while, everytime we or just me lah, haha....will boast and say lets wake up and see the sun rise...or better still don't sleep at all. But in the end...haha, all of us fall asleep or even sometimes choose sleeping over watching the red thing come out. haha !!

The air is undoubtedly cool and fresh

and its actually very quiet and still, unlike the night !

However, at this time of hour I still think sleeping is better !!

and did I mention the mosquitoes !!!!!

and the countless and countless and countless steps that we have to climb !!

seriously, sleeping is better  haha !

Finally I have my coffee to kick-start my day and as a compensation after a regretful decision to see the sun rise !! hehe....

the baguette and sandwich is very good !! 

crispy on skin, fluffy bread !

The boat ride back to Patong was't a smooth one.Perhaps, the tiredness is sucking the life out of us...but it's our last day here...and we still have Phuket city to tour. so, what the heck, lets go ! :)

                   

 Malaysia boy, we're unpredictable...
nasi lemak, satay and roti canai~ ~
oohhhhooOOooOOoOO...lol

this place, seriously looks like 90210
but since I'm here, so its 43000 ! haha :)

 Wat ChaLong
Similarly with Singapore, relics of Buddha is situated in here as well.

windows of faces !

 Looks familiar??

 Favorite food of all time, McDonald !

Samurai Pork Burger !yum ~

There's a wide selection of pies here as well..such as pineapple, brocolli, apple...

and McFlurry here only cost half the price in M'sia !

Time to Say Goodbye !!

Kho Khun Khap, Phuket !!!