Saturday, 12 December 2009

The POST About :
The Adventure of 4 Blocks in the Lion Island




Introducing
The super sux tour guide
Mr. Kuku Koh Kai Yee

and US =)



It all began on a rainy morning around 6.00 am..After 4 hours of the slippery j0urney, we finally met Mr. Kuku in NUS. Unexpected, he was all cocky and arrogant...crapping about how good NUS is, how good Singapore is, how good Singaporean is...bla bla bla...After, crapping through our lunch....


The 1st destination
A place full with Chinese traditions and beliefs carvings
*and i dont know much of it. just cam-whoring*

A gigantic Chinese opera mask....
just checking his nose for shit =)


I dont know what is this....=p



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Tada~~
I dont know why suddenly there will be half naked fish, honestly


Shockingly,





Miss Liberty is there as well....


Well, Haw Par Villa wasnt all bout those carvings only. there is a main "attraction"


The Gates to Hell
No No...this isnt the gates to find Mr. Hades..
it the entarnce to Mr. Yuen Lo Wang *i hope my speeling is right*


The court down there
According to there, there are total 18 court in
Chinese hell
After being tortured and punished....



"They" will stop by this place to have a soup..
called Meng Po soup
suuposely after consuming the soup...
one will forget everything...


Finally,

The Reincarnation
Those lucky ones will be officier, schloar...
for those unlucky will be pig dog chicken duck
and fossil as well
yeah fossil *weird*







So next time u near
Jurong...do drop by
admission is free
but to get to hell u need to pay $1 dollar


After been through the "eerie" hell and super weird statue, we cant wait to get to Geylang =)
What u thinking?? oh come on...our hotel is there kay...dont think too much!!! n we desperately needed rest!!

Around 6pm....we took the MRT to River City or Raffles City or Harbour Front *i dont know which*
All i know is my stomach is grumbling, and we are meeting XiaoShuang for dinner =). After superb long consideration,

Billy Bomber's American Dinner

The soda(s)

Kuku : the green one
Mine : the pink one with the name the Pink Pussy =P


Kheng & Amulo's root beer

Amulo mix plate


Wilson(XiaoShuang boyfriend) Pork Rib

Kheng's Barrack Obama Burger

XiaoShuang's Fish & Chip

Kuku's Spring Chicken
*he keep sobbing bout the absence of chicken chop in the menu*
Cheezy Fries
*dont know why, i still pefer KFC's*


Mine, All Star Burger
*shining star of the future*




Honestly, I really dont know my mouth can expand till so Big...
Looks like there are many hidden talent of me still i need to explore =)




Afer a super full and expensive dinner, strolling the area was the next plan....Some of the night view :





The famous Lion Fish
*Actually why it is so famous??*

Singapore Flyer

Esplanade
*Inspire from a durian shell*

The Maybank Building

and of course the 4 Handsome boy!!! =)


The next morning......Somewhere near a Geyalng Street...

The Tau Foo Fa there is good =) probaly handmade, though the texture wasnt all silky like the usual we have...it still taste good good =) However, the Yao Cha Guai there is supermodel skinny...
and also the dry Xiao Long Baoz

Then we took the MRT to Chinatown ( The weather want pleasant that day, was drizzling)...

The MRT ticket machine
way better than Malaysia
touch screen dude...

The stop u need to make if u heading to
Geylang...hoho..
remember guys!!

*the escalator in Singapore Station is super fast....*

It only took us minutes to reach Chinatown, well the MRT efficiency there is way higher than Malaysia. The weather wasnt on our side when we reach there...Dark clouds forming and droplets of water started to fall...Still, the pouring doesnt stop us from, tasting the famous (according to Kuku Koh KaiYee)



Some of the famous ice shaving offered there
Mango (the specialty there)
Chocolate (sweet)
Mocha (not good)
Durian (yay)
What an experince, "njoying" chilling desserts on a rainy day =)...wee~~ Then, on the way to find the adult cinema...we bump into an interesting building. Breath takingly carved into perfection.....

For more picture, pls. visit
Kuku Koh KaiYee facebook

Right after doing something so holy and clean, we plunge straight to sin...oh God, Amitabha...lol

the adult cinema
that offers porn...
yea P.O.R.N
I wonder why there are no such cinema here...
WHY~~~??~~~
Well, the million dollar question...Did we get ourselves a ticket and enjoy the "show"?? hehe...i think the answer shall remained silent....shhHH!!

Next...Sentosa

or better known as the Money$ Island...
a place where u really need $ to enjoy

Some of the rides that we played are :
4-D experince....
*scary*

Rodeo Ride...
Shoot the enemey...
bang Bang bang =)

and the winner is
Champion KaiYee (get present leh)
1st runner up CheeYeong
2nd runner up Me

*Evonne if u reading this, the souvenior you got actually its a free gift from here =) ngek ngek ngek*







-Goodbye Sentosa-

Burn out, Tired, you name it....we continue our plan by meeting XiaoShuang at Orchard

Dinner
*was hungry still after that, but i remained silent
scared paiseh lol =P*

wOoW...shopping paradise, Orchard is like heaven on Earth for shopaholic. Its like the combination of Pavillion, OneU, Sunway, MidValley, Time Square, etc. EXPLODE dude....

A very giant LV bag

One of the many moose model along the street


From the bottom of my heart...
Thaks Dude...thax for being together...
Thax for everything!!

XiaoShuang & Wilson Thax for taking time for us
really appreciate it

CheeYeong & Aunty thax for leading the way and planning

YokKheng
Thax for being the Live...the =)

KaiYee thax for the guide, u are a good tour guide lah
not sux at all

I know it may sound Gay..but still i want to say it out loud
I Love every bit of u guys!!!












1 comment:

cheeyeong said...

good job ( not blow job) ! haha.. i am waiting for another trip wo !! Taiwan !!