the happy me?

Sawadikap !!Ready or not, here we come Phuket. ^^

It was rocky at first I admit, but like the rocky roads (ice-cream), things will get so darling sweet without you even finish saying Phuket. haha =)

After 4++ hours of hunting and haggling from stalls to stalls in Patong that offer different prices for the same packages, we finally settled down to one that we think have the best offer. Weirdly, the atmosphere there is extremely sweltering even at night. Perhaps, we're too hot for them to handle. haha =P

Nai, ThankYou for helping us planning our trip !

Finally, we have our dinner at No. 6 (a local restaurant recommended by Nai) .

Well, the food is just ok, nothing worth to be excited about. Kinda disappointing actually, especially the weird Tom Yam with coconut milk. hurm...just weird.

Paprik Chicken with walnut ! The walnut is good :)

Vegetable...haha ==

the weird Tom Yam with coconut milk :( disappointing.

So, can the pure naive virgin boy from kampung sungai Chua endure the allurement of the land of lust??

Its my first visit to strip-bar, Tiger Show, Ping-Pong Show, Banana Show
Whatever-Stuff-That-Is-Insertable to Where-You-Know Show ! lol XD

The girls there, or should I said lady-boy ( I really can't tell the difference), are super friendly till it's kind of intimidating. Haha, let me put it this way, we (boys) are like super sweet honey *always am* meanwhile there are a huge swarm of super hungry bees ( girls/lady-boy/boy-lady/whatsoever) ...so can you see how precious we are but fucking frightening I am. but honestly I've never seen such hot scantily dressed girl before and just like sashimi raw...erm I mean expose (yeah yeah I know, but porn doesn't count, come on ^ <)...then, How bout me being touched wrongly ??That's something new lah right??...haha ! Thinking back kinda regret why I didn't touch them back when they sodomized me !

Did I get hard ??...erm....urm...arrr....eee...haha XD ! Nevertheless, my virginity is preserved, don't worry (is this a good news, why it sound so wrong duh?? lol ). Too bad for YewJoe though, he lost his urm... precious 1st cock grab to a quite smokin hot lady-boy ! Way to go dude ! haha =)

There goes our first night at Patong, Phuket !

Cheers !!

*Booze is super cheap there!! You can get any cocktails around RM5, unbelievable*

Day2, we wanted to kick-start our day with some local breakfast !But where ?? = = Then we decided to go for McDonald instead.

On the way to McDonald's.......

haha ^^ we bump into a stall, selling we assume to be the local's breakfast.

Sorry, Mr. Ronald !!

Yao Char Kuai. My kampung's is better.

Samosa.

*I have forgotten wots inside it, oops...sorry* haha

but it taste good :)

Glutinous rice with egg .

The egg is sweet, just like the Japanese Tamago.

*My mom warned me before about having glutinous rice with an empty stomach, consequently...

later that noon...it was my first time "doing business" at the middle of the sea. haha !
Is a Koh Teck Wai thing, my friends are all fine.*

After a hearty breakfast,

Lets the voyage begin !

*I shall bombard you with countless and countless of

picture which speaks louder than word*

Magnificent View! Beautiful Weather! Awesome Friends!

What you want more??

and there is free flow of Coke !! Its been awhile since I last sip Coke directly from the

glass bottle.

Phang Nga Bay, a kayaking tour

*you don't have to row ur own kayak, thank God !*

(I purposely Google the place, because I've forgotten the name, haha !)

Basically its all stone. Yea, you heard me right, stone as in stone. I'm neither an archaeologist nor geologist, thus it doesn't really interest me. Anyway, I do know it takes millions and thousands of years or decades or whatever for those stone to be amazingly shaped like today. Thanks to Form 3 Geography! haha :)

Though the view is not as scenic and breath-taking as I thought it would be, the ambiance is surprisingly calming. The music of birds chirping, the leaves brushing each other when the winds blow, and the insect chattering away forms a unique serene orchestra that echos tranquilly across the bay that is surrounded with mystical shaped stone.

Some beach,haha ( I forget leh...haha :P)....

Notice there's a BIG fish?? hehe ~

Thanks for moving us around the island ! haha, I know I'm no light responsibility !

James Bond's Island.

(Don't know which Bond, but its an antique generation of the Bond(s). so Nothing to fuss about)

This is the proclaimed legendary stone, where Mr. Bond had once have a fling here before with one of his bond girls.Nah, that this legend is like so passe !!!.....

Ready for something

better, stronger, harder, bigger and sexier??

Haha !! Well, at least I didn't lie about the BIG part..

and the strong part as well !

Due to my above attributes, the boat that we board broke down, sorry :( !!Lol...So we got to change to another boat which amazingly has an open deck above it !Commendation is given to the crew effectiveness !There is no any delay in our trip ! Good job guys !!!

Life on deck :)

Posing, posing and Posing !

wouldn't be perfect without a "perfect" man model ! haha XD

the "i'm-so-disappointed-in-you" camera woman :)

Hong's Island ( I think so, correct me if I'm wrong)

Should I be sad or proud to say that the beach there wasn't as pretty as Redang Island...however the water is the same. Salty !! haha ! Is there any beach with no salt water??I'm serious !

all taken in one -shot !!

Cruising the sea all day really take the toll on us.But, we still have to rush our butt to our night activities. When I say rush, I really mean rush!! You see, we've only an hour to prepare ourselves, if not..we'll be late for our FantaSea Show !

Welcome to the show !

Bad Food, Bad Service !!

Complimentary buffet dinner with purchase FantaSea Ticket.

*What to do, its free*

FantaSea Show, a must-see show if you're at Phuket. Well that is what written in the brochure. However, personally I think it's kinda kiddo show. Its about some magic elephant.. defeating some evil conqueror. The security inside the hall is super tight. They insisted all patrons to deposit their cameras and phones in locker ! really wtf !!

the protagonist and antagonist of the play!

*again I forgotten their name*

the Siamese twin magician !

*just some magic show, nothing so magical !*

On the bright side of all the ok performances,the creative architecture work and effective luminous neon light is quite successfully astounding.

An arcade inside the area,

Don't know why, but I feel very attached to the black color stuff doll !

Its soooo cute !

princess & the frog

(ehem...I mean prince !)

Goodnight FantaSea ! Goodnight Peeps !

Day3, Goodbye Patong, Hello PhiPhi Island !!

n hello bikini lady ! an ang mo in bikini sat besides me in the van during the way to jetty !

Never been so close before...omg !!

(I'm so like orang hutan, haha)

Glutinous rice, again for breakfast. But not for me !! I've learnt my lesson, dude !

Rise n shine, boat ride to PhiPhi Island !

On the way to PhiPhi, we stop by PhiPhi Don (thank you Google) for some snorkeling!!

wanna grow old in places like this !

Damn ! This is what beaches should look like!

Blue sky, Cerulean sea, White sand,

Pretty you and Handsome me !

hehe :P

Some "professional" snorkeling guide to all amateur snorkeler out there :

Take off ur shirt, 1st !

Wear a cute hot, little dress, after ! haha

and hit the sea, baby !!

By looking at this picture, I think you can guess where we have reached .....

Monkey Island ! hehe

To Malaysian especially ~~UKM students~~..monkey is not a thing/animal

that we think its special. In fact its a pest! haha!

However to the ang moh, they are so fascinated by them(i mean the monkey) and we are so surprise !

After the ~~idiotic~~ visit to the Monkey Island, the boat stopped at the middle of nowhere, and we are allowed to jump off from the boat right into the sea !!Awesome man !

Right after I jumped into the cerulean sea, the 'kind-hearted' boat man,

throw a piece of bread right in front of me. A school of colorful but "carnivorous" fish rush towards me

and bite whatever that is bite-able ! ....I can feel them nibble my lil bro,man !

check out the fishes !

like the lady-boy, the fish here is lots friendlier than in Redang

faking a smile in pain !wtf....

It is a wonderful swim + snorkel !! Too bad we can only hang around for about an hour, before we set off to PhiPhi Island.

hehe... I'm a beach lover ! Just can't get away from it !

However, another disappointment again..Redang's water is way more crystal-clear but the view here(PhiPhi Island) is more panoramic undoubtedly!

due to serious let down by the beaches in PhiPhi Island, I kinda shouted Redang rocks, and a group of pass by ang moh replied....yeah, Redang Rocks !

Kinda proud yeah, Malaysia Boleh !!

Strolling in PhiPhi Island.

Coconut shake, sounds familiar? hehe...well, Malacca's coconut shake

is way better ! Malaysia Boleh, again ! hehe

Having trouble of choosing what to eat, we decided to ask a local ang moh, who opens quite a popular diving shop on the island. How do I know its popular? haha, because its a chain store, and it have lots of shop all over the island...like KFC in Malaysia. Due to our good Asian looks, we are mistakenly for being Japanese ...or he's just being friendly??. Anyway, he suggested not only dinner but breakfast for us as well. Both meals are superbly scrumptious !!

a small stall at the secluded corner of the island.

Chicken curry with Walnut !

*the crispy walnut blend surprisingly well with the thick curry gravy*

Pad Thai (Thailand char kuay teow)

Kinda blunt for me.

this is what Tom Yam should taste like !

all original without any coconut milk !!

Mango Salad.

Appetizing but just not my taste.

Singha Beer !

I'm not a beer fans, but it do taste better than Carlsberg ! haha

Papaya's food do looks simple, but it doesn't taste simple. The portion is huge, so go in groups. Highly recommendable !!

and

I'm seriously burnt !!

As the red like my face sun sets, gleaming colorful of neon lights started to glitter and illuminate all across...and you'll see everybody carrying a bucket...yeah, a bucket of booze !! If you think a bucket its not enough, you can always order a pail and it will only cost you around RM 15. cool or crazy cheap?? haha

check out the pail of booze !!

partay-ing all night long with our small bucket ! haha

Goodnight and Goodbye pork pepperoni pizza!! lol

Day4, the day that I actually really woke up to see the sun rise !

All this while, everytime we or just me lah, haha....will boast and say lets wake up and see the sun rise...or better still don't sleep at all. But in the end...haha, all of us fall asleep or even sometimes choose sleeping over watching the red thing come out. haha !!

The air is undoubtedly cool and fresh

and its actually very quiet and still, unlike the night !

However, at this time of hour I still think sleeping is better !!

and did I mention the mosquitoes !!!!!

and the countless and countless and countless steps that we have to climb !!

seriously, sleeping is better haha !

Finally I have my coffee to kick-start my day and as a compensation after a regretful decision to see the sun rise !! hehe....

the baguette and sandwich is very good !!

crispy on skin, fluffy bread !

The boat ride back to Patong was't a smooth one.Perhaps, the tiredness is sucking the life out of us...but it's our last day here...and we still have Phuket city to tour. so, what the heck, lets go ! :)